Eaisms

A after cutting her own hair to look like a princess. 

A:

-"sharks are nice animals.   They put people in their mouth to protect them from the jellyfish."

-"dad why did you step on the sparkly thing" (her response when Todd ripped his foot on a sprinkler head)

-*possibly TMI*. "Mom, why is Sam is smelling you?" (In response to me breastfeeding and his heavy breathing)

-"my throat is my favorite skin"

-after completely melting down i asked her what was wrong and she said, "no one was downstairs to save me" (from nothing...she just needs 24 hour protection)

-"look its the Statue of Liberty" (after seeing an angel on gravestone) (secretly impressed she knew what the Statue of Liberty was...)

-"anna why are you opening the front door?" ...response... " I thought Cinderella was here"

-"I want the cheese with the trash on it"( aka string cheese)

- after telling us what everyones middle name was we asked what hers was...  "banana"

-"eli i know where they get the sand for the timer" (one of those hour glass ones) ... "at the red sand store "

-"The storm needs a timeout it's loud and unkind"

-"mom I hear Sam, he's sleeping."

Talented kid.

E  (he's really winding down)  :

-I'm almost 6 that's why I have growing pains

-Should I wear an Indian outfit today? (When he saw it was Ramadan on the calendar)

-After anna told him boys were mean to girls he responded.  "not all of them.  Jesus is nice to girls."

-When Sam turns 5 I will be a dad, right? (God help me if you are...)